Highland Cow Coffee Poster, Funny Scottish Cow Wall Art, Retro Kitchen Decor

A vintage-style retro poster featuring a shaggy Highland cow wearing leopard-print sunglasses and clutching a mug that reads "Not A Morning Moo-d". Bold lettering declares "Coffee First, Talk Later" and "I Don't Do Mornings, I Do Coffee" across distressed wooden sign boards, set against a scenic Scottish highland meadow with thistles.

Printed at 300 DPI on high-quality paper, this A4 wall art poster arrives ready to pop into a frame. The warm rust, teal, and cream colour palette gives it an authentic aged tin-sign feel.

Perfect for kitchen walls, home offices, or coffee lovers who prefer humour with their morning brew.

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