Grumpy Highland Cow Coffee Poster, Rustic Farmhouse Kitchen Decor Print

A bold vintage-style wall art poster featuring a grumpy Highland cow clutching a steaming mug of coffee. Bold lettering reads "I Don't Do Mornings — I Do Cows, Coffee, and Maybe 3 People, In That Order" — a relatable motto for anyone who needs caffeine before conversation.

Printed at 300 DPI on quality paper, the distressed rustic sign aesthetic uses warm rust, cream, and black tones throughout. Perfect for a kitchen, home office, or farmhouse-style living space.

This is a physical printed A4 poster, shipped directly to your door. Ready to frame and display straight away.

Sizes and framing

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Printing and delivery

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Questions?

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